The Tesseract Incident

S.U.G.A.R Case File

Name: Unknown

Occupation: Civilian (data incomplete)

Incident Date: 2025-11-04

Location: Downtown Corridor

Incident Summary:

At approximately 08:47, Subject #1427 was observed kneeling to tie his shoe in the middle of an otherwise busy pedestrian walkway.

At the same time, an unidentified individual, clad in a horned helmet, exhibited teleportation-based abilities and referred to himself as “a god”, was attempting to evade apprehension with a small, high-energy artifact (hereafter referred to as The Tesseract) concealed within a briefcase.

During the subject’s shoe-tying maneuver, he unknowingly obstructed the path of the unidentified individual, causing said individual to trip and fall. This resulted in the briefcase being dislodged and landing in front of a nearby waste receptacle.

The subject, noticing the unclaimed briefcase and unaware of the ongoing incident, retrieved it and handed it to a nearby undercover agent, believing it to be lost property. to.

The Tesseract was subsequently secured. This chain reaction, combined with Subject #1427's questionable spatial awareness, prevented a potentially catastrophic event that would have impacted multiple city blocks.

Observation:

• This was the third time Subject was seen trying to tie his shoe. Subject #1427 should be advised to learn basic knot security to avoid future pedestrian interference.

• Subject #1427 displayed no awareness of the artifact or the threat it posed.

• The unidentified individual exhibited visible confusion, attempted to recover The Tesseract, and teleported away before apprehension could be achieved.

Outcome:

• Artifact secured without incident

• Civilian casualties: 0

• Property damage: minimal

• Subject #1427 remains unaware of their role in the containment event

Additional Notes:

• Cross-referencing surveillance footage has yet to produce a confirmed ID. IT insists the footage “just stopped working” during the incident.

• Recommend ongoing observation in case of future inadvertent interventions.

• Consider whether commendation or confidentiality is appropriate, given the subject’s lack of awareness.

  Mission outcome classified as: Success – Accidental Heroism Confirmed.

Filed by: Agent Grey, Operations Division, S.U.G.A.R
Status: Closed