Transmission 1138 [[ Decrypted ]]
CLASSIFIED // LEVEL 9 ACCESS REQUIRED
If you’ve found this message, you’re already deeper in than you should be.
The code is hidden in cake, a matrix of dark cocoa and espresso.
It was the only way to keep it safe.
It was created in a galaxy far, far away, by a rogue flavor alchemist in the dying days of the Brew Wars.
They called it The Dark Side.
But the Order shut it down, locked the data, and buried the recipe under layers of decoy desserts.
And yet… here you are.
We don’t know who you are, or what you’re capable of, but if you’re decoding this, you must be the chosen one.
The cake is active now. Its presence will be noted. Choose your moment and consume discreetly.
And remember:
Crumbs carry codes.
This message will now self-destruct.
