Beans & Bitters

They came asking for wine, as they always did. Too many cousins showed up for the wedding apparently, and the bottles were dry before the toasts ended and the feast began.

So in the jugs were brought, fill with what was decidedly not wine, but carried the expectation that it needed to be wine. All because one guy and his party trick…

Everyone thought water could be made into wine.

No one asks to turn water into coffee. Just ask summer is to winter, coffee is wine’s opposite. Where one inebriates, the other awakens. And that’s where the real magic lies.